For my fellow Stardollians.

Dedicated to my haters.

A few months ago, back when I was pregnant and moody and had swollen ankles, several members of Stardoll decided to put the icing on the cake for me by calling me a fake and a liar. Do you really think I would lie about cankles and morning sickness? And do you think I would lie about sleepless nights making sure my baby is happy? And about going days without so much as brushing my teeth? Because if you think that, you're the biggest idiot I've ever had the misfortune to talk to. Love, Jenny.